If you cross into N Korea illegally you get 12 yrs hard labor.
If you cross into Iran illegally you're detained indefinitely.
BUT, if you cross into the US illegally you get:
1. A driver's license
2. A Social Security card
3. Welfare
4. Food stamps
5. FREE health care
WHY DON'T I GET THIS?
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How to get the freebies?
Denounce your citizenship.Leave the country. Return by crossing the border between Mexico and the U.S. Its worked for millions so far and it isnt going to change. Aint America Grand....
Listening to their accent and appearance the workers building the Obici Foundation office in Downtown must be from the very, VEry, VERY Southern section of Suffolk. Once they finish they'll be moving on to the Obici House in Sleepy Hole. Tacos covered with marinara sauce anyone?
Well there's good and bad news even on a rainy day for green and other workers. The bad news is SCCA sprang another leak. What a surprise. The good news is they won't have to travel very far. Do you suppose a Mariachi Band for the next venue would be in poor taste?
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