Thursday, August 5, 2010

COULD IT HAPPEN HERE YES

A gala event has occurred in Gaza .


Hamas sponsored a mass wedding for four hundred and fifty couples. Most of the grooms were in their mid to late twenties; most of brides were under ten. Muslim dignitaries including Mahmud Zahar, a leader of Hamas, were on hand to congratulate the couples who took part in the carefully staged celebration. We are saying to the world and to America that you cannot deny us joy and happiness, Zahar told the grooms, all of whom were dressed in identical black suits and hailed from the nearby Jabalia refugee camp. Each groom received a gift of 500 dollars from Hamas. The pre-pubescent girls, dressed in white gowns and adorned with garish make-up, received bridal bouquets. We are presenting this wedding as a gift to our people who stood firm in the face of the siege and the war. Local Hamas strongman Ibrahim Salaf said in a speech. The wedding photo tells the rest of the tale.

8 comments:

Miss Interpret said...

The photograph reminded me of the 1980s when hundreds of Moonies, followers of the Reverend S.M Moon were married in a mass ceremony. Today they are in Holywood and Washington DC. About that time another nut job Reverend Jim Jones had his Koolaidfest in Guyana. Do you wonder what Reverend Wright and his followers are thinking up for the rest of us.

Anonymous said...

I thought they were waiting to be fitted with their very own explosive vests.

Anonymous said...

From cute frilly white dresses to burqua's. What a fashion statement

Anonymous said...

The belt is a little lose and what happens after I press this button?

You get 72 Virgins, what's a Virgin?

So how many wifes do you have?

The girls and I are going to the stonning want to come?

Anonymous said...

It looks like the line to see Santa. Except this elf isn't so jolly and his sled is set go off with a push of a button. Call me a racist, but would you feel safe in the NYC financial district near ground zero standing next to a Mosque celebrating their victory over the infadel Christians and Jews?

Anonymous said...

Is that short one in the back our mayor? looks like her.

Anonymous said...

In their latest atrocity against the people of Palestine, Israel was discovered to be supporting the recent invasion by Munchkins. This was confirmed by the Follow the Yellow Brick Roads News Agency and the Lollypop Kids Network. Read all about it in the opinion section of the Suffolk News Herald.

tom said...

In many Islamic nations, marriage is permitted when one or both persons are very young. This marriage does not mean that the spouses move in together and set up housekeeping, they continue to live in their parents home until they are much older.
If you are going to pick on a people or nation, find something worthwhile, such as the number of terrorists that Hamas and other Islamic organizations have supported.

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