Wednesday, December 2, 2009

BILL COSBY, WILL BE A WRITE –IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT

HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can. We will immediately go into a two-year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here! When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here. All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens. Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it. Welfare...Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40-hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades. Professional Athletes…Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports...for life. Crime...We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There are no more 'life sentences'. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc. One export of ours will be allowed: wheat, because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil. All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower our taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause. The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress. The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc. My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes...nevertheless GOD BLESS AMERICA!

2 comments:

Toasted Cracker said...

Vote for Bill Cosby the avowed Racist? You must be kidding. Don't you recall the contempt he had for Whites in the 60s and 70s? I sure do in fact as public school students we were "obliged" to watch a movie highlighting the Black vs White racial and social inequality issues with him as the narrator and guest appearance. His summary at the end of the movie was a reality shocker to a generation that laughed at his records. Dr. Huckstable he isn't nor a lovable cartoon character or standup comedien. That passed a long long time ago. The resentment he holds may still be there and I'm not going to take the chance and support making the same mistake twice. Right now we have Obama to contend with not because he is Black, but because he is a Socialist. We've had enough of RINOs and BINOs.

Anonymous said...

There are two types of voters in our country. Producers, ie those who produce more than they consume and are among the 54% who actually pay income tax and Parasites, who consume more than they produce and are among the 46% who do not pay income tax. Unfortunately, the Parasites are now in charge and are in the process of insuring their continued parasitic existence and enhancing their parasitic existence by voting themselves even more benefits at the expense of those who do pay. The parsites are aided by the politicians of both parties. Almost all current office holders have voted to increase benefits to parasites from the Bush TARP (which McCain scurried back to DC to vote for) to the latest bailouts and stimuli courtesy of Obama. Previous comments are right on target, this will all collapse soon so get your silver, guns, ammo and necessities together and hunker down. In the meantime, anyone who votes for an incumbent of either party is an idiot.

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