PRETTY CONCISE

A conservative that doesn't like guns doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good. A conservative homosexual quietly leads his life. A liberal homosexual demands legislated respect. A black or Hispanic conservative sees himself as independently successful. Liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection. A down and out conservative thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who will take care of him. If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down. If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!) A conservative deciding he needs health care goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his. If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. A liberal grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues. So why do liberals think they're more tolerant than conservatives?! From a reader.