Thursday, July 28, 2011

JUST A NOTE FROM THE FIRST LADY

Dear American Taxpayer

For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country.  I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars for my vacation in
Spain.

My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff and various guests had a wonderful time. 

Honestly, you just haven't lived until you have stayed in a
$2,500.00 per night private 3-story villa at a 5-Star luxury
hotel.

Thank you also for the use of Air Force Two and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we
were safe and cared for at all times.  By the way, if you
happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol, I highly recommend the Buenaventura Plaza restaurant in Marbella; great lobster with rice and oysters!  I'm ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha's Vineyard were not quite as tasty, but what can you do if you're not in Europe, you have to just grin and bear it?

15 comments:

Sniffy Pop Tuna Scented Popcorn said...

Bob I think you got it wrong.For the first time in her life she’s proud of McDonnalds. She thinks as FLOTUS she is a national advocate for healthy eating.But not a healthy eater herself.So far her health eating has only cosyt us the taxpayer 365 million.

I suggest that the fast food industry will be regulated (and probably unionized) in November or December of next year. I’m betting cooking oil is regulated and taxed before then – it’s fattening, an alternative fuel, and a revenue source.
I feel soooo much better knowing bs and the First Wookie are looking out for all of our best interests – God knows I can’t do that for myself.

Everytime I see or read about The Redskins First Tight End and Zero read about their spending taxpayer money hand over fist do you hear this song?

Well we’re movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin’ on up
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Fish don’t fry in the kitchen;
Beans don’t burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin’
Just to get up that hill.
Now we’re up in the big leagues
Gettin’ our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it’s you and me baby
There ain’t nothin’ wrong with that.

Well we’re movin’ on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.


Who does Michell Obama think she is? Oprah?

Anonymous said...

Barack's birthday is coming up and we need to give him a gift for all he's done and continues to do to our country. How about serving him a plate of John Boehner. It's obvious that you can poke him with a fork to see he's done.

Thankfully Bachman has a titanium spine and drew the fiscal line in the sand yesterday. Where's Romney been lately, tanning on the beach, facelift, botox? Romney is just like Boehner and fellow government institutionalized republicans nothing more than jello.

I have RELOADED said...

And what plan has Zero offered? Whats next from the dictator in chief after going around congress and the 14th? An executive order delcaring marshall law and no more free elctions?
Do you know how many American kids that are going hungry that can be fed with the millions for the first wookies trip to Spain could feed and lets not forget abt the 500 million for the trip back to Zero's homeland.
Did you know that the treasurey has one trillion in reserve? Has any liberal puke said that?
how come the unemployment rte for black males is almost worse that those of the last depression in the 30's.
Have you actually seen a plan offered by the Zero? haver you seen Bohners latest? of course not nd you dont care too. It cuts 917 billion and its all predicated on what? A balanced budget of course Obama and you liberal morons dont want that, but Obama invoked the name of Reagan last week comparing himself to him. Another WTF moment from our President Put Put
Welcome to Recovery Summer #2

Sniffy Pop Tuna Scented Popcorn said...

Obama makes mor left turns than a NASCAR driver. Obama has a spine? He uses other people spines to do his work. He has knee pads on just for the mussssllllims.
Obama and liberals speak of standards. Hell if it weren’t for double standards, liberals would have no standards at all.
Also when it comes to civility, Democrats say its for thee not for me.
Did you realize that Obama's white brother Ried gave a speech this morning taking nothing but shots at the repugs and the Tea Party. From the moment he opened his mouth until he closed it the Dow dropped 6 points. I see no plan from the dems. I dont think they have one and are hoping that the country knows there is no money left and the demwits dont want that fact to get out.So in the meantime, they continue to blame others for their failures. O wait it's Bush's fault.
Even blacks who supported Zero are now questioning the pitfalls of affirmative action

Locked and Loaded said...

Michelle and Barry since day one the Obamas have become our Presidential Parents.In their thinking they are our parents, With figurative finger-wagging, Americans have been lectured about what we eat, how much we exercise, how fat our kids are, how warm we keep our houses, what cars we drive, and what kind of energy we use.How our Presidential Parent loves to scold us!their rhetoric has become so ridiculous.The Obama's are more like a step-parents than parents. The naive liberals were dazzled by his facade of wit, charm and promises of utopia. After a whirlwind courtship they married (elected) him without actually getting to know him.It is an unholy marriage that casts upon conservatives as step-children. We didn't want him but we are stuck with him. Now it is up to us to break up this marriage. We can't continue on as the dysfunctional family we've become. It's in the Obama's nature to lecture those they consider lesser beings, since they know best what's good for us. To expect them to act otherwise is naive.
Dems always do the fun part, i.e. spending, showering money on growing constituencies who dutifully vote for them to keep the generous "allowance" coming. Conservatives always get stuck with the hard and unappreciated role, bringing sanity back to finances. That inevitably means taking money away from infantilized people who resent discipline after being taught to be dependent and whine loudly.
The Obama's are no Father Mother figures though. They are the "hip" uncle and aunt who are deadbeat slackers but never have a shortage of money from shady practices like maxing out credit cards and saddling someone else with the debt. When they have bankrupted whoever is hosting them they skip town with their ill gotten gains leaving all the bills they have run up. The 2012 election will end the visit of our crazy aunt and uncle and as usual we will still be paying for visit for years and years to come.

Anonymous said...

Hate to break it to you but a couple of trillions today buys a lot of votes in the hood. Barry and the Democrats are securing their hold on power with more big government. The Republicans have negotiated against themselves and showed once again they are spineless fools.

The next time you enter the voting booth try voting for someone other than the usual "political fixtures" like Randy Forbes, Fred Quayle, and Chris Jones.

SPTSP said...

Anon. Have you read the unemployment numbers for the citizens of the hood? Barry Soto doesnt care about his half black brothers and sisters. Only the white ones who give him money and he does nothing other than run a plantation of fools. He is on par with all of the race baiters like Al,Jermiah, Shelia Jackson and both Jacksons and I am not speaking of muscial family. I guess you bit offon the idea that Zero was going to take careofthe blacks. You have no clue as who has supported civil rights. But as usual blacks deny their history and or rewrite it.

PSTPS said...

Anon played for a fool is being a fool. The Republicans had all three houses and did nothing to reduce the debt in fact they increased it along with entitlements and wiped out our treasury...just like the Democrats. Everyone knows the Democrats are corrupt and corruption has many sides. Republicans will always be fools no matter what. So go on and vote the party line thinking something to change. There's a saying about doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome. I think it's being stupid but that's my opinion.

Anonymous said...

There are days I wake up and thank my lucky stars I am Black. I have a home, meals, clothing, cellphone, education for free just because I am Black. I can muscle my way into a job not because of what I know or can do, but just because I am Black. I can even become City Manager or City Councilman or even School Board Member just because I am Black. I can go to church and let my Minister denounce the country that shelters and feeds me and at the same time hear it's Whitey's fault just because I am Black.

SPTSP said...

Sorry to hear that Anon 9:41 I have no white guilt either. Let the rich white liberals offer to pay more those who think they are entitled. Make it like where a rich white liberals can go thru a pictorial album of singles and families bio's that they can choose to support.
One other thing, you are right you could become the next city manager etc etc. as for being the next black president, your present one, has just about blown that from happening again in our liftimes. However if Lt.Col Allan West decides to run, he has my vote, At this moment Cain has it. How racist is that?

Sniffy Pop Tuna Scented Popcorn said...

Obama and the first tight end are off to celebrate Zero's big 50th in Chicago. $38,500.00 has to be annied up, then you have some tickets...I mean contributions to his re election. Wait. Isnt Obama and wookie flying in on their coporate jet AF1? I wonder how many fat cats are flying in on their corporate jets? Hey Barrrrrack you feckless moron, Whatever happened to shared sacrifice? Eating peas and all that?

Diss Vidaniya from Yuri G. said...

Bush looked into Putin's eyes and saw his soul. Putin looked into Obama's eyes and saw a parasite. The cost to launch an American Parasite into space on a Soyuz will be $12 million a seat excluding meals, drinks, headsets, baggage, landing fees, taxes and surcharges. Compare that to 1.4 billion a seat on the shuttle. This sweetheart deal is until 2015 then in 2020 the Spacestation takes a plunge into the Pacific. By that time we will be showing our great grandchildren faded photos from the past while trying to explain to them we landed the first man on the moon.

Sniffy Pop Tuna Scented Popcorn said...

Diss, ther country is looking at upto 30k layoffs in Nasa, not including spinoffs from contractors.The company I work for provides the hydrogen and nitrogen used for lift off including the oxygen.My son in law is going to loose his position with NASA in Houston, he serves on the launch team. The two greatest historical claims to our history are both being destroyed by the anti amerian socialist/marxist in the WH. Our military and NASA.

Yuri G and Laika said...

American Parasites, NASA is not completely to blame however both of your political parties did little to plan ahead. The shuttle was designed in the 70's and there is another on the draftboard but it will never see the light of day as you are deeply mired in debt, political wrangling and self-adoration by government officials. NASA could have been a little more cautious about management. Take the Mars orbiter for example. One engineering team used metric units while another used english units. This "minor" miscalulation of something as basic as meters with feet resulted in a 125 million dollar space probe becoming a very expensive pile of space junk. Then there are the exploding satelites during launch or the vaporization of the Shuttle Columbia STS-107 because of an obvious heat shield tile problem. Did it have to take a tragedy after 107 missions before something was done about it?

It is indeed a very difficult time for all of us and there is ample suffering to go around. I would prefer to have seen the EPA and Depts. of Energy and Education take the cut but there is no spine in your capital for that.

Perhaps there may be an alternative for your family to be on the cusp of space privatization projects. You will have to look outside of this country for initiatives of that magnitude like China, Japan, Russia or India.

Locked and Loaded said...

Yuri: Your last paragraph says more than you or theirs will ever realize. A military destroyed and a Space program reduced to mere ashes of greatness.

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