Thursday, April 29, 2010

AIRPORT SERVICE IMPROVES


This invention by an airport attendant will solve the problem created when passengers refuse to be searched by the somewhat revealing full body scanner. Put the scanner in a small heavy steel booth. It doesn't x-ray passengers but will detonate any explosive device inside or outside their body. This is win-win because racial profiling is not involved, and it would eliminate a long and expensive trial. If you hear a muffled explosion while at the airport you can expect that another seat just became available.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

How unfair it would be to prevent someone from expressing their point of view by detonating a device in a confined space. The ACLU will be challenging this blatant abuse of their First Amendment Constitutional Rights.

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