THIS JUST IN FOR A LAUGH

A man had purchased a big bag of Kirkland Nutra Nuggets dog chow for his German Shepard and the lady behind him in the checkout line asked if he had a dog. On an impulse he said, “No, I’ve decided to try that Purina Diet again. I probably shouldn’t because the last time I lost fifty pounds and ended up in intensive care with tubes coming out of every orifice of my body.” The lady then asked if the dog food had been poisoned. “No,” he said, “I stepped off the curb to sniff an Irish Setter and a car hit me.”