However, in business and politics we often try other strategies for dealing with dead horses.
1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Saying things like "This is the way we always have ridden this horse."
4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.
7. Appointing a tiger team to revive the dead horse.
8. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability.
9. Comparing the state of dead horses in today's environment.
10. Pass legislation declaring that, "This horse is not dead."
11. Blaming the horses parents.
12. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed.
13. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat."
14. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance.
15. Do a Cost Analysis to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.
16 Procure a commercial design dead horse.
17. Declare the horse is "better, faster and cheaper" dead.
18. Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.
19. Revisit the performance requirements for horses.
20. Say this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.
21. BRAC the horse farm on which it was born.
22. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position
1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Saying things like "This is the way we always have ridden this horse."
4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.
7. Appointing a tiger team to revive the dead horse.
8. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability.
9. Comparing the state of dead horses in today's environment.
10. Pass legislation declaring that, "This horse is not dead."
11. Blaming the horses parents.
12. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed.
13. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat."
14. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance.
15. Do a Cost Analysis to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.
16 Procure a commercial design dead horse.
17. Declare the horse is "better, faster and cheaper" dead.
18. Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.
19. Revisit the performance requirements for horses.
20. Say this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.
21. BRAC the horse farm on which it was born.
22. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position
How long have you been riding a dead horse?
6 comments:
Shoot the horse to make sure it's dead.
Determine by committee why the horse is dead.
Did the horses ancestors suffer and reparations are now owed.
Have a government funded death panel review health record of the horse.
Advise the beneficiaries of the tax consequences of the death.
Register in the No horse Left Behind program.
This remind me of the Monty Python Dead Parrot skit. Hello Polly wakie, wakie, lovely plumage the Norwegian Blue. It's not dead it's pining for the fjords.
The tax payer has become that horse. Now why not just shoot me?
Take the horse on a jobs bus tour before going on a two week vacation to Martha's Vineyard.
Ask Texas BS Ranger Rick Perry if there are jobs for dead horses.
yea they become dog food..you are a animal lover.? If Obama had his way, puppies would suffer the same fate that babies do
Imagine the Obama Mircal Mystery Bus tour going into the balc commnity and confronting black prople in Michigan and addressing them about 39% of black childrens parents or parent being out of work in all of 2009 of which can be blamed on ATM taking jobs.
In July the unemployment number of Black youth was almost 40% all caused by tghe riots in Greece no doubt.
Overall unemployment of black Americans is almost 18%, this is blamed on the tusnami in Japan
Flash mobs of black you are attacking white people and destroying commercial businesses. This is a direcr result of civility lacking on the internet.
Pooe inner city kids are locked into failing schools and other educational programs. Created by the Arab Spring revolts (soon to be found morfe and more on our streets) no doubt.
In addition, the President will continue to blame the overall economic downturn on a string of "bad luck", as all presidents do in tough times.
Aint life hell in Martha's Vineyard and in the WH.
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